A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
Randomize