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I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
You attempted what you called the "Long Island Heist", in which you shoved a half glass of Long Island down your pants and asked me to help you sneak it out. That drunk.
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
Sexting is killing my work productivity but it's okay because I'm self-employed
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
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