He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
birth control should be required to get into college
tried unsuccessfully for 10 minutes to do bong hits while wearing glow in the dark vampire fangs before realizing air was getting out of the sides of my mouth
This is a mass text: my birthday is tomorrow, and I want a full day of birthday sex. Send me your availabities. Time slots begin at noon
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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