i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
The bartender just started bringing me gin and tonic in a pint glass to save himself trips...
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
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