ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
How does, "Im sorry I was such an intoxicated bitch, I didn't mean anything I said" sound as an apology.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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