I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
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