So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing
Such a big mess for such a small penis
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