stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
I yelled at your uterus for you.
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
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