I can tuck mytits in my pants
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
You woke up in the middle of the night and told me we won the sweepstakes, the penis sweepstakes.
he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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