Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
He just reenacted his orgasm in front of my roommates....using a squeeze bottle of mayonnaise.
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
I was still in a towel. We hadn't even started drinking yet and the champagne bottle dropped and exploded literally up into my vagina.
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
I had to warn the neighbors
Warn them about what?! It's noon
"Pay no attention to me if at random points of the day I'm outside with kitty cat ears on" I'm a mess...
The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
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