this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
Rubbed one out while on hold to buy tickets to Disneyland. Feel simultaneously like a freak and strangely productive.
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
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