we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
17 year olds will be the death of me.
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
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