yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
Half Baked? Au contraire, Ben and Jerry, I was fully baked when I ate that whole pint of ice cream.
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
you made out with another girl for some wings
I'm beginning a new chapter of my life in which our fridge will always be stocked with jello shots. I'm excited to embark down this road to fruity, semi-solid alcoholism.
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
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