the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
Got some good news and bad news about the hayride this weekend.
The good news is its still on, the bad news is we don't have any hay. The best news, if you drink enough you won't give a fuck that its just a trailer.
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
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