Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
I smelled like jager and penis. The only cure was a pack of camels and plan b.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
Just so you know there's a random man downstairs knocking on a door with a dozen roses and a 30 pack of beer. Unattractive or not, I'm inviting him in.
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
Randomize
