All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
I emailed the police apartment to apologize to the officer from last night. I practically threw a hissy fit because he wouldn't hug me.
It was "against protocol"
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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