This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
you have to choose: penises or morals?
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
Responsible roommate: 1. Someone who takes a huge shit at work so as not to clog the toilet at home.
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
Oh honey. I will not JUST be drunk. I will be spring break drunk. Spectacularly hammered. It will be glorious for all watching and embarrassing for anyone that has to drag me to bed.
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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