That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
Is it sad or funny that I just bought two pregnancy test at the dollar store to give away to people on New Year's Eve while driving for Uber.
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
Randomize
