Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
its liver damage thursday
Randomize