I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
I opened my door to go to class and all there was was a raccoon puking on the doorstep. In hindsight, it was a very accurate omen.
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
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