Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
Just got drunk at the Cheesecake Factory again. Made me think of you.
That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me.
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
I know I'm drunk but why am I receiving this handjob through the pant leg of my shorts..?
He did a backflip because drugs
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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