covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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