The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
Phrase i just heard while watching the U.S. open: "Boy they have really trimmed it well, this has got to be the tightest hole in the Open."
he shattered multiple jars of jelly against his roommates doors last night. this morning the asian one wouldn't even talk to him because he thought he was gonna get beaten up
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
If I die tonight somebody's going to have to let all my tinder matches know.
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
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