WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
Too drunk to talk to museum staff. So much for proper wednesdays
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
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