I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
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