he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
I woke up with my 26er down my pants and a peice of paper stuck to my forehead with gum that said "tell it to the greek goddess beside me"
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
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