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  • But what would you do for a Klondike Bar?

    Submitted by regalbeagle on May 17, 10 at 11:26pm
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  • Ohmygoodness. Why can't people realize that maybe they're KIDDING? Ya know, a joke? Ha-ha? I say things like that and I'm not a whore.

    Submitted by summerbby127 on May 17, 10 at 11:23pm
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    • ya fuckin slut

      Submitted by adam58 on May 18, 10 at 6:30am
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    • Of course the text is kidding but so are at least half the comments.

      Submitted by xhalo on May 18, 10 at 1:15pm
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      • wow if you think this is a joke meet a girl from the 309... they put out... further more just type in 309 in search by keyword or areacode, lots of promiscuous shenanigans going down in P-Town fosho

        Submitted by turth on May 18, 10 at 6:22pm
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  • Even ur father

    Submitted by cam792 on May 18, 10 at 2:36pm
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  • 1112.....that was disturbing...i've done and said some fucked up shit but that one really got me....well played.

    Submitted by east on May 18, 10 at 12:21am
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  • If that pizza comes with a paper bag.

    Submitted by drunknotenough on May 17, 10 at 11:29pm
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  • I hope this was a female.

    Submitted by morningwd on May 17, 10 at 11:04pm
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  • THAT high

    Submitted by cantfeelmyface14 on May 18, 10 at 9:58am
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  • ROTFL now, Regalbeagle. You need to be on TV.

    Submitted by kcs99 on May 18, 10 at 4:02am
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  • a buffalos right testical??

    Submitted by mitchell on May 18, 10 at 1:57am
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  • I got pizza. Where you at?

    Submitted by PlanetPiss on May 18, 10 at 10:26am
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  • You should be more specific about the pizza if you are going to be that general about the sucking. Personally, I'd want Lorenzo's from Philly, and in in LA...

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 18, 10 at 5:02am
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  • whats a matter you dont like pizza?

    Submitted by shocktroop55 on May 18, 10 at 12:51am
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  • Renee?

    Submitted by cwo on May 18, 10 at 5:35am
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  • Pathetic

    Submitted by merrlack on May 17, 10 at 11:07pm
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  • Seriously some\nComments are better than the fuckin text itself haha!

    Submitted by aaron22 on May 18, 10 at 10:10am
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  • yummm((:

    Submitted by thanigga on May 18, 10 at 12:49am
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  • Call me

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 17, 10 at 11:21pm
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  • Suck on tootsie pop.

    Submitted by lollygaga on May 18, 10 at 2:32am
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  • Whore? And fattiee?

    Submitted by HollyHoe on May 17, 10 at 11:04pm
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    • idk, she may just be a hot italian hungry for some pizza and "thirsty" for something to wash it down with....

      Submitted by turth on May 18, 10 at 6:12pm
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    • idk, she could be a hottie who enjoys pizza and is "thirsty" for something to wash it down with.

      Submitted by turth on May 18, 10 at 6:14pm
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  • What about a penis????

    Submitted by hentailover on May 18, 10 at 8:11pm
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  • I'll be there in 10

    Submitted by SamSamWhabam on Sep 30, 10 at 2:01pm
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  • @Shemp. You lucky bastard! Stole my comment

    Submitted by Degu_Boy on May 18, 10 at 1:44am
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  • Hi, I'm anything!

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 18, 10 at 10:58am
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  • Lol wow

    Submitted by dh63 on May 18, 10 at 12:45am
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  • How about sucking it up, you fat whorish bitch

    Submitted by Beaglehead on May 18, 10 at 7:24am
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  • My bloody vag? Suck that

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 18, 10 at 12:07am
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  • Meat lovers?

    Submitted by Bored0ne on May 18, 10 at 8:56am
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    • no i think shes just looking for a lot of sausage

      Submitted by turth on May 18, 10 at 6:05pm
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  • @11:12 you sound like Peter.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 17, 10 at 11:22pm
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    • peter who?

      Submitted by Hobo420 on May 18, 10 at 12:25am
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      • Peter Peter Pumpkin Eater\n\nNew name for his wife is "Cheater"\n\nNow all he does is beat her\n\nPeter Peter Pumpkin Eater.\n\nPeter Peter Pumpkin Eater\n\nWorks at Walmart as a greeter\n\nWhen he plants he is a seeder\n\nPeter Peter Pumpkin Eater.\n\nPeter Peter Pumpkin Eater\n\nHis name for Playboy is "My Reader"\n\nReads it on the toilet seat-er\n\nPeter Peter Pumpkin Eater.\n\nPeter Peter Pumpkin Eater\n\nKnew the Doughboy was a teether\n\nGot him a job as a weeder\n\nPeter Pet

        Submitted by regalbeagle on May 18, 10 at 12:31am
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  • Lol, Regalbeagle!

    Submitted by kcs99 on May 18, 10 at 3:56am
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  • In soviet Russia the pizza suck's you

    Submitted by shemp on May 18, 10 at 12:47am
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  • How about sausage pizza?\n\nIf you get my drift...

    Submitted by beg4pie on May 18, 10 at 10:53pm
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  • Any respectable person would do the same

    Submitted by gypzee on May 18, 10 at 1:56am
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