You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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