i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
Which genius got me a voicemail of myself puking?
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
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