Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
you said you heard a baby, so i told you to go feed it. you came back 2 hours later with a pizza and when i asked you where the baby went you pointed to the pizza and puked.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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