Where you are. You must stay where you are are
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Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
New all-time record for most uncomfortable I've ever been. A midget just asked me to restrap his fanny pack in the bathroom.
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
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