dude beer before liquor = i want to shoot myself in the face
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
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