just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
I’ve seen not one, but three Facebook articles on my feed today about “how to eat ass”. Idk what the universe is trying to tell me but it’s needs to chill
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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