my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
Sexting Captain while emailing my eharmony match about my low key weekend is hard.
I don't need my coworkers thinking I'm a nutcase.
You gift wrapped a tampon.
Her son walked into the middle of the living room, took off his diaper, shit on the floor, smiled at me, and walked out, as if nothing happened.
So date night went well?
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