going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
This baby is an asshole
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
oh my god I have a fantastic druncle story to tell you. It involves a burrito, a meltdown and a bear
The burrito and meltdown are standard, but I'm intrigued by the bear
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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