Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
I feel like I just did it with Buster from Arrested Development. Taking a shower. #winefail
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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