I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
So we were banging and she started puking all over my bed. I'm not sure what's worse, her puking, or that I felt the urge to start singing Flip-adelphia.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
I just got out of a $280 speeding ticket by acting like The Big Lebowski. Seriously Jeff Bridges is the man.
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