This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
4 words: hood of his car
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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