I don't even have to turn the heat on in my car. Just fart the whole way home.
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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