butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
You were laying in bed whispering and crying to the half eaten burrito saying "why am I shitting so much" and "what did I do to deserve this"
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
Apparently, the right response to, "How do you feel about a terrorist being in the area?" isn't, "Well, we have vodka in the freezer, so we're good for now."
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
I can't trust your balls anymore.
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
Oh honey. I will not JUST be drunk. I will be spring break drunk. Spectacularly hammered. It will be glorious for all watching and embarrassing for anyone that has to drag me to bed.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
Randomize