her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
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