Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
You called me at 3 am laughing like an idiot. Apparently you consider breaking out of the hospital to be a lifetime achievement.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
