Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
An ex-gang member just asked me out on a date via note. And spelled dinner wrong. Win?
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
Cover your peen. We're going out.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
Randomize
