i just bought a vibrator and the cashier says "have fun with that." i didnt realise what he said so i responded "you too." and then he gave me his number...
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
I just need you to stay far enough away that I can't smell your cologne. I completely forget that I fucking hate you as soon as I smell it.
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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