ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
Randomize