I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
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