similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
I just saw an old lady yelling at a dead pigeon for leaving the oven on.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
did you just send me my own nude
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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