Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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