i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
Its about making memories worth repressing
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
AHHHHHHHHH. I LEFT A GLASS NEXT TO ME WHEN I FELL ASLEEP I'M SO SURE IT WAS WATER BUT NOW IT'S VODKA JESUS MADE A STOP
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
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