Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
the most terrified I've ever been was seeing Danny Devito squirming on the ground in this underwear, covered in hand sanitizer, completely hairless
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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