I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
I decided I'm going to give him a celebratory fuck for his accomplishments. Knocked on his door, handed him some condoms and said "I'll be over tonight with sex and booze"
I want to be you.
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
Yeah, I'm pretty glad I chose you to have drunken, sloppy birthday sex with.
That's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me
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