I wish I could be a nicer person. Or a more sober one.
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I thought I broke my iPhone. I was almost as depressed as the day I broke my vibrator.
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
We've started traveling with Michael and Patrick so we can pretend we're two legit straight couples.
A charade that fell apart the second another couple on the cruse found Sarah face down in my box on an observation deck.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
Randomize
