You smell like stripper and shame
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
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