I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
I often worry that if I get famous, people from my past will recognize me and start talking to the media
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