I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
Things I want for my birthday 1. a Chipotle grade tortilla steamer 2. a new liver
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
Ever look at an ex and wonder...was I drunk that entire relationship??
Yes, yes I do.
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