Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
He woke me up by trying to shove oreos in my mouth. im ready to go home now
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
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