I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
Couch. On fire.
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